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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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