What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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