- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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