One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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