- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

haha black people :D

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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