- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Black people.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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