- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You know whats funny Aids

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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