what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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