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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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nickel back

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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