If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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