- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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