- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??