- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

i killed my family

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Gay republicans

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Your mother is so fat.

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