- Anti Joke

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Everybody will die

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

PIED NINNY!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage