- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

say it ten times fast: oh

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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