- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Neither did she.

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