- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Because she has down's syndrome

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??