- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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