What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Corn Muffins

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

guy walks into a bar, ouch

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Ebola

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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