What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Anti Joke

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