- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

whats black and strange a paki

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