- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Refridgerator.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A paralysed man falls over.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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