Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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so... how about that airplane food

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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