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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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