there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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