- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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