Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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i like men but im not gay

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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