Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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