What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

hello

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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