What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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