- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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