- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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