Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Girls soccer

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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