Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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