- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What do black people eat? Food.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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