How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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