- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

poopy is poopy

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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