- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

hers a joke... japanese people

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

so today i took a poop. hehe

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