- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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