i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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