- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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taking out the trash... at night

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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