- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

kaite is dumb that is true

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

how do you win a game try your best

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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