So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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whos district champs not JM

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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