A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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your face

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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