How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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u suck

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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