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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Daniel is a fag

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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