- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Will nearis is here! Get it

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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