- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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