- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

You should read the Terms of Service.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

* anti-punchline

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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