- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

i had sex.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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