- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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