- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

You bumder!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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