- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

No, Trinidad.

a jew walks out of a furnace

i had sex.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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