- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What is the difference?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Irish sobriety

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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