Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Anthony sucks

Why did the man die? He was old.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What is the difference?

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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