How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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