- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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