- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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