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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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