I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

gingers

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

The american education system.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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