- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

V I T A M I N C !

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

V I T A M I N C !

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs