- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Logan's gay

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

get in the car.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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