Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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