a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Republicans

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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