You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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