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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Ask me if im a tree? No

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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