- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

osama bin laden is dead

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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