- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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