what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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The global news

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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