Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Gay republicans

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

I like your hair

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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