What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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