So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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