- Anti Joke

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

The american education system.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.