You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Romans rights.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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