- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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