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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Women's rights.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Peas

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Ain't idn't a word.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

you first

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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