What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Tilt your screen back

1+1=2

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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