Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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womens rights.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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