A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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