- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was walking down the road today

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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