What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Racial Equality

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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