What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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I can count to potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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