What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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