Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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