What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Black people

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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SEX

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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