- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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