- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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