Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

._____________________. Whale!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Half life 3 confirmed

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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