- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Penis.

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