How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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