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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Wright flyer

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

knock knock come in!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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